She sits there in my parlor, now
A beauty to behold, and how!
The guests are gathered ‘round to hear her sing
Her pearly teeth will bring a smile
And graceful legs show off her style
From deep inside her, purest notes will ring!
Even when it’s "her and me",
We share a joyous harmony,
As she responds to every single touch
Yes, she’s the lady in my life,
Not my mistress, not my wife,
But I love her every bit as much!
We get together every day,
She always makes me want to play,
My wife’s not jealous, - but others want her bad!
I’ll even share this friend, so dear!
But when you’re done, she stays right here,
The best piano that I’ve ever had!